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ONCE UPON A TIME
there lived a Goddess who surrounded herself
with all the good things in life. Although she was happy, there
was one thing that she was missing in her life.
A handsome Prince? No.... A
golden chariot with a Hemi? No.... More leather? No,
her storehouses were overflowing with leather, as well as Greek
Gods. Alas, it seems that our Goddess was missing a Happy
Weight Loss Plan. The platters of Royal Rice Cakes were getting
a mite stale. And she feared that she might need to hire a dragon
to slay the basket of fat free cheese that she'd been trying to
kill off herself for the past few months.
Yes, afar and alas our little Goddess was
emerged in the Pond of Diet Discontent. She craved Diet Joy - dreamed
of it, in fact! Not even the burly Court Jester could make a canoe
out of the Goddess' turned-down mouth, a mouth that twitched with
thoughts of ooey-gooey goodness, only to be rewarded with bland
Health Bait.
Then one day, quite un-magically, the Goddess
came upon this rare and happy site. How fortunate for the Goddess
to find such a treasure buried within the bowels of the Internet
- but find it, she did! Immediately, she knighted the site as hers,
and hers alone.
In her Happy Diet Quest, she discovered
fun diet tips, effective diet advice, yummy recipes and fun articles
that helped to keep her motivated. Finally, the Goddess had found
the 'Diet Happy' that she had needed to lead her forward to Diet
Success! But our story does not end there. The Goddess
went a step further, sending out a royal decree that from this time
forward, she would be known as The Weight Loss Goddess.
With that Royal Announcement, the Weight
Loss Goddess welcomes you to freely feast upon all the Diet Treasures that she has to offer. Simply navigate by using left menu bar.
Sincerely,
Lackey & Chief Storyteller for
the Weight Loss Goddess
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