The
Toad Gazette
Getting
Your Diet Plan Off the Ground
When is a
toad a toad & not a Prince? It's Diet Story Time at The Toad
Gazette...
Once upon a time lived
Tommy Toad who lived contentedly by the stream catching flies &
sunshine on hot summer days. Across the stream lived Timmy Toad,
a discontent hopper who craved something more in life than flies
dressed in little dung feet.
Over the hill came Goddess
Gilda, a stunning beauty from the Weight Loss Goddess Clan. Tommy
Toad saw Gilda and hopped away to catch tasty flies, for he was
quite happy and content - undaunted by the beautiful stranger.
But Timmy Toad was almost
croakless, completely charmed by the Goddess Gilda. He was so excited
that he leapt in front of Goddess Gilda's satin-clothed
tootsies.
Oh my, the Goddess was
so beautiful at this close distance. If only he could measure
up to such beauty one day.
Goddess Gilda suddenly caught sight of
Tommy Toad from across the stream, hopping high to lash his tongue
out at the swarm of flies soaring overhead.
Gilda squealed with
delight, racing forward in an urgent frenzy to get closer to Tommy
Toad. Timmy Toad barely had time to cover his little toad head with
his long legs before a large satin foot mashed him down into the
mud.
Struggling, he rose
out of his mud hole and watched helplessly as Goddess Gilda reached
Tommy Toad, surprising him and whisking him up to garnish his toad
lips with a big wet kiss.
Then something amazing
happened right there before Timmy Toad's googly eyes! Tommy Toad
reverted into a handsome prince, equaling the beauty of Goddess
Gilda.
Oh my....but something
was quite wrong, for on Tommy's face was fixed a frown, to which
a fly rested in the right corner. Even so, Goddess Gilda was undaunted,
and quite pleased over Tommy's transformation from Toad to Handsome
Prince.
Two weeks later, there
was a wedding in the forest that Timmy Toad watched from a rocky
hill. Tommy Prince still looked charming, as well as still sad.
The
Diet Moral from Toad Tommy's Point of View
The
Diet Moral from Toad Timmy's Point of View
The
Diet Moral from Goddess Gilda's Point of View
Getting
Your Diet Plan Off The Ground
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